Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for September 10, 2021

I have genuine regrets.

Do the scribbles represent the self-cleaning action? Is this a good substitute for PPE?

… I find a concoction of cheap beer, cranberry & prune juices do a good clease…

…Thumbnose…

…Thanos younger twin brother was born on two millenniums after his brother, Thanos…

…he said he regretted hiding behind the left kidney but Thumbnose didn’t mean it…

…because while Thanos led an attempt at ruling the universe…

…Thumbnose got to live his lifetime dream of studying rocks…

…that is where Thumbnose met Karklebarrel…

…they hit it off immediately…

…they partied every day…

…and rocked out every night…

…and read Frog Applause at breakfast…

…of course, another imitation regret was cussing at having to Goggle the words…

…but Thumbnose really didn’t care…

…it was putting his face to his phone that was really aggravating…

Hey, at least yours tidy themselves up on occasion.

Have you tried self-cleaning? Teresa endorses it.

Oven fun under the sun.

Chef wants to see you.

Spot cleaner with Mr. Bubbles and scrubbing Bubbles.

Tua culpa. Tua maxima culpa.

I’ve always taken a perverse pride in how my regrets don’t imitate anybody else’s. But self-cleaning? Nah, they’re still as grungy and grimy as ever.

My psychopathic self recognizes that all my regrets are imitations.

We should all practice safe self cleaning.

Ya gets what ya pay for … opting for the cheap are grounds for regrets …!

Try putting it in a 350 degree oven for 30 minutes.

Cleansing ones self takes courage, and gumption.

There are many ways to proceed!

Write all regrets in a journal!

Call your gastroenterologist….

Burn the Journal!

Drink your medicine

One is a mental cleansing and the other is an internal affair.

Kittens are mostly self-cleaning but sometimes humans regret getting them. Kitten mind control generally handles the human problem.

Into the fire. It’s the only way.

I like pie.

If today’s Frog Applause™ was a wine I would review it thusly:

Cedary almost focused Rosé. Strong dirt, closed yew bark and and traces of word salad. Drink now through whenever the cows come home.

So, does this “Robotoon” character have only imitation regrets and no real ones? But, why should he? He’s a faceless marvel of modern science, and there’s nothing to regret about that….

…What if you regret nothing?…

…back when I was in college I got a call from my highschool sweetheart…

…she told me she was calling me(how she even got my dorm phone number is beyond me) to tell me she was moving down to Dallas with the boy she cheated on me with…

…my heart was numb fragile and scattershot…

…why was she calling me?…

…to rub it in?…

…for me to tell her," I still love you…

…don’t go to Dallas…

…come back to me?…

…if I had the guts that is what I truly should had done…

…instead, she went to Texas and in a middle of a threesome he told her he was gay…

…if this you…

…we want to trim your trees…

…Joe’s Tree Service…

Though often associated with dirty environments, cockroaches are actually quite fastidious, especially when it comes to their antennae. They clean them often by grabbing one in with a front leg and drawing it through their mouth. Researchers have long observed that many insects groom themselves, and now they know why.

Caught orange handed. Saffron dyeing cover up. Don’t dis my robe.

Regret the wheel of fortune…or misfortune on Neptune.

May the force be not with you.

No. Regrets. said the Robotoon on Day 2….