Strange Brew by John Deering for September 21, 2021

Yeah and who names a food place “McDonalds”?

What do shorn sheep say?

This is too much to bear!

It was named for the words of the first customer when he saw the bill: “You clipped us!”

I take it I am supposed to recognize that as an actual restaurant.

This is making me feel a little down under.

Bummer

Panda Express — same problem!

Just makes you want to leave. Mmmm, leaves!

He’ll probably shoot the waiter and then walk out.

I was as much disappointed in ’Hooters.

Went to a soul food restaurant in Harlem called Miss Mamie’s Spoonbread about a decade ago and was disappointed that the menu didn’t offer spoonbread! (It’s a very soft cornbread or corn pudding.)

I’ll just have a bowl of Vick’s vapo-rub for my entree, please.

Sounds better than “bland, overpriced Koala food”.

May not be on the menu, but if you reach up behind you…

Do they serve Koka-Koala in Australia?

Plot twist, Eucalyptus leaves are on the menu, they just don’t recognize them because they’re not still on a Eucalyptus tree

You clipped us