Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for September 20, 2021

Good try, young man, buttering your father up like that.

Tony’s QOTD: Tattoos?

No thank you. I like my artwork to look the same, decades later, as the day I bought it.

That sounds like me when I’m trying to get a comment past the amazingly handsome and beautiful censors for GC.

Those invisible tattoos are very impressive, no one knows that you have one!

Naw!!! they tend to fade into the pores!!!

But Boss. The plane! I want a tattoo of the plane!

until you are 18 of course……

he needs a lesson in being more subtle although wanting to get something which requires a parents permission can be a pretty tricky undertaking.

Snerks

Kids say the “darndest” things!

You wasted the smarm on a tattoo, you could have gone for an allowance.

How about a large “L” on his forehead?!?

Be unique. Don’t get a tattoo!