Close to Home by John McPherson for September 22, 2021

Hey, who locked Bleeb out? Tiggles just be alienphobic.

Lovely plumage though (English accent)

Bleeb is trying to tell the vet that Tiggles is really a cat !

…but he never stops talking…

That’s what happens when you over wax their wings.

Hmm, so no wings, huh! Well, you know what they say: “you don’t eat a bird that smart all at once!”

Oh wait, UNFLAPPABLE! The adjective that means having or showing calmness in a crisis!

Sorry, I had a whole ‘nuther impression of unflappable in a bird cartoon!

This is awkward!

That’s because she needs to lay an egg…

Change his name to Wiggles to match his personality

Bleed is trying to tell the Vet that Tiggles is unflappable because she is molting.

And, sad to say, he also has chirpies — a canarial disease. Unfortunately, it’s untweetable.

Maybe because he’s stuffed.

Singing willow, titwillow, titwillow.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPcYPaAn1MU

Better than a dead parrot.

Bleeb, you don’t really want in there, do you?