Monty by Jim Meddick for September 28, 2021

That’s accurate. She may be a snowflake, but maybe she’s no flake.

I’ll drink to that!

Option three: I was run over by a beer truck.

My first house…beer, my tenth house…also beer – yeah, I lost ALL my houses due to beer (Sob & burp!)

I’m surprised Moondog asked her to do something like that for him. Either he’s interested in this, rather manipulative, woman or that was Pilsner’s idea.

And to think. Today is National Drink Beer Day.

I can’t wait for her to start practising phrenology.

Moondog should be on the Supreme Court.

I mean…he probably smells like beer and his bird is named Pilsner…easy call

♪ “When the moon is in the Seventh House, and Jupiter aligns with Mars, then peace will guide the planets, and love will steer the stars.” ♪

C’mon. Moondog is an Aquarian. The hops are flavor.

What gave it away? He’s got a beer in each hand…

He may drink a lot of beer but what the heck has she been smoking?

All the makings of a con- woman.

That girl knows how to read her star charts!

Got anything to say for yourself, Moonie (except burp)?