Monty by Jim Meddick for September 29, 2021

I’m a gluten glutton but I can’t stand pretzels.

Moisten pretzels? That’s why beer was invented.

Two reasons not to eat glutton:

! – You have celiac disease.

2 – You have fallen for some anti-glutton fad based on some pseudo-science gibberish.

Once I invited the mailman to come in for a pretzel he told me he’s a bit afraid that my dog could pinch him in the rears – I told him: “No worries, man! He doesn’t eat glutes”

Gaia is very irritating. Gretchen just has to evict her new room mate…. NOW

I like this roommate even less than Sedgewick.

Switch to potato chips.

Delia’s biting her tongue for now, but I foresee a tongue-lashing in Gaia’s future.

unless you have a gluten allergy or celiac disease there are no health benefits to cutting out gluten from your diet. There IS a health benefit to reducing carbs, which does correlate quite a bit since pretty much everything that contains gluten also contains carbs, but then if you eat a bunch of gluten free carb sources anyway the health benefit is pretty much nil…

Some guy in Austin makes gluten free Vodka. I’m not gluten free, but I cant stand the taste of Vodka.

Delia should take to eating celery; eliminate the gluten variable, and crank up the crunch factor a few notches.

Oh, she is going to make some guy REAL happy. NOT……..

She needs to change the locks . . . :)

Any side bets on how long she’s gonna last. I think she’s already past her occupancy expectancy.

Blondie would be tossed out of my place so fast!

This could/SHOULD be a short relationship. And I do mean SHOULD