Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for September 29, 2021

Because you’re smarter than everyone else in the room?

If it was really bad news there’d be beer.

Might as well enjoy. The bad news will arrive either way.

They could be “spiked”.

The king wants a pizza the action….

pizza and coffee getting cold1

enjoy it before TSHTF.

The King has never provided refreshments like this before -

… Be afraid – be very afraid. Prepare for the worst. Hope for the best.

In addition, a guy dressed in a gray suit and tie back then always meant he was some sort of accountant like a tax collector.

The Fink wants to soften you up so that you asks him only soft questions about his latest fiasco.

Is that a “gut” feeling? Before or after eating the pizza? :D

Bread and circus?

Coffee and pizza is not a good combination.

It probably will be bad, so grab the goodies while you can.

Notice the stool…..lol

I know when I’m being softened up. So what are we losing now?

That pizza looks like really, REALLY thin crust.

Fattening them up before the kill

Coffee and donuts – sell job, Beer and Pizza – celebration!, Coffee and Pizza – indigestion!

They’re onto him

Used to be that onboard ship, if they served steak and lobster, the CO was going to announce an extension of the cruise that night

Happy National Coffee Day.

Enjoy while you wait means you will be waiting a long time.

as long as the bad news is not about the pizza…

Joe should try that. Oh! Wait he doesn’t Press Conferences