Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for September 29, 2021

R.J. that tree doesn’t have skills. It just knows you.

Gee, I didn’t know raccoons have pockets. Learn something new every day.

RJ were did you put that spare Twinkie ?

Fuzzy milk duds: the forgotten delicacy.

That’s not just skills. That tree has mad skilz!

I would think the tree would branch out into psychic readings.

Pockets? What pockets?

Where can I get a tree like this?

That Tree can really read RJ like a book, albeit a fur-covered disease-ridden book.

It cheated, it read the script.

This is why pre-baked cookies are so treacherous to diets. I have to stick with homemade, mix-it-yourself biscuits. They are not so sweet you eat them all at once. Plus, they take time and effort to make, so not an impulse food.

They don’t call me the tree of knowledge for nothing.