Free Range by Bill Whitehead for October 02, 2021

Loop de “swoop”.

Swinging with a one-handed grip? Hardly.

George, George, George of the city watch out for that wall.

Obviously a scene from Tarzana.

I heard that Delta Airline is going to become carbon neutral. I’m picturing blimps in their future.

Vine swinging for the urban jungle.

A different type of air travel.

great idea! now everybody can pretend to be like tarzan.

Shouldn’t they be doing that Tarzan yodel?

Swing low, sweet .chariot,

Swinging vines is where we’re headed alright.

It’s a start.. but notice that all the folk are wearing carbon based clothing and accessories.

When Tarzan’s descendants migrated to the city.

There would probably be rope pools. Not to save money but to have others to grip with. A human need. Hard to poke around on your phone but you just know we’d find a way to do that as well.

They are swinging on carbon strands.

Carbon free is a MYTH!

…which will eventually necessitate elevated traffic lights

This has nothing to do with Hollywood swingin’.

Too low. They look like they’ll hit the sidewalk.

At least the street cleaners will forever have jobs.