Free Range by Bill Whitehead for October 01, 2021

Now he needs “s(p)eed” money.

Ka-Ching! That’s another ticket.

If you don’t know, why did you stop me?

Pretty thin cars.

But, officer, I was just trying to keep up with traffic.

There’s not another car in sight!

See how far behind I am?

I haven’t seen a four-door convertible in a while.

“Well, I obviously didn’t reach 88 mph or I wouldn’t be here.”

Oy! Today this wouldn’t go over so well….

“Donut hand me that line.”

“I’m a traveler, I don’t need a license” ( Oh please not one of those clowns )

Looking at that car he is probably getting a ticket for driving under the minimum.

Can’t outrun a Motorola.

I thought you were trying to get me to donate to the police and firefighter organization.

A friend got pulled over because he was the last one in a group of cars that were speeding. Don’t be that guy.