Monty by Jim Meddick for October 04, 2021

I’m going to be laughing all day from this one.

That ought to be a real product

WHOA! Polka dots? NICE.

Thankfully the underwear is more stretchable.

Sweat pants ever die.

“eeewaahuree-ee”?

You can can buy those shorts at Wal-mart. $8.97. Right across from the five gallon bucket of no-name cheez-balls. Just don’t dry ‘em on high.

…no…drying…on…high…got it.

And only 2 months til Thanksgiving? That’s a shame.

The Car-go are Car-gone…

What’s making that ungodly sound? Moondog’s guts or the waistband of his shorts? Please don’t say “yes,” anyone.

It’s a good thing this isn’t a real possibility. There’d be routine explosions constantly in every mall; flying buttons; flesh avalanches; carnage; collateral damage….

He made shorts shrift of those.

It’s gonna blow!

My damage assessment, says is was a gas explosion.

Poor Moondog!

Never put your trust in the expandability of stretch pants, Moonie! (And lay off the chocolate chip cookies!)

Chip cookies . . . hmm? So, just chips? If not chocolate, then . . .?