What’s holding that tie in place?
You can’t change the past.
But there is one thing you can do.
EAT BACON
How is crying motivating, Pig?
If at first you don’t succeed, maybe sky diving wasn’t for you!
You can’t change the past, but you can lie about it.
He can go to work here:
https://despair.com/collections/demotivators
You can also falsify the record to make yourself look good!
You can’t change the past…but you can pass the change.
He who controls the present controls the past. I hate motivational speakers and slogans.
Another thing for pig to cry about!
Pig have Rat get you a job ;-)
I know some people like that, Pig.
Or Cancel it.
Sadly, there goes this months rent. That’ll give you something to cry about.
Yes, jump on the “Whine Train” as so many are doing these days!
Hang in there baby. Friday’s here.
LOL. Somewhat true to life.
“Learn from it”??????
Again?
How is he wearing that tie?
Can’t cry over spilt milk…
My favourite motivational poster: “Keep the dream alive – go back to sleep”.
Considering the state of things today we can all mourn the passing of the past.
Motivational posters? One would think Pig would be great at that.
And he can forget about that career of writing greeting cards for Hallmark, too.
I can relate to you Pig!!!
There you are, standing on the edge, and a pig leans into you. Those who won’t jump, just need a nudge. Porcine Marketing 101
His talent is in writing memes.
On the other hand, Pig;Who still buys posters ?
So basically pig is saying, If at first you don’t succeed, cry cry cry again.
They don’t want Rat and they just found out they don’t want Pig either.
Pig is more of the demotivational poster kind of copywriter.
And the Dick Tracy storyline currently running here on GC might challenge that “can’t change the past” thing….
“Again with the negative waves, Moriarty!”
Send this to every cancel culture obliviot
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hariseldon59 almost 3 years ago
What’s holding that tie in place?
B UTTONS almost 3 years ago
You can’t change the past.
But there is one thing you can do.
EAT BACON
Templo S.U.D. almost 3 years ago
How is crying motivating, Pig?
ronaldspence almost 3 years ago
If at first you don’t succeed, maybe sky diving wasn’t for you!
BasilBruce almost 3 years ago
You can’t change the past, but you can lie about it.
Concretionist almost 3 years ago
He can go to work here:
https://despair.com/collections/demotivators
Johnny Q Premium Member almost 3 years ago
You can also falsify the record to make yourself look good!
Cornelius Noodleman almost 3 years ago
You can’t change the past…but you can pass the change.
Cminuscomics&stories Premium Member almost 3 years ago
He who controls the present controls the past. I hate motivational speakers and slogans.
cornshell almost 3 years ago
Another thing for pig to cry about!
juicebruce almost 3 years ago
Pig have Rat get you a job ;-)
Troglodyte almost 3 years ago
I know some people like that, Pig.
Count Olaf Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Or Cancel it.
well-i-never almost 3 years ago
Sadly, there goes this months rent. That’ll give you something to cry about.
iggyman almost 3 years ago
Yes, jump on the “Whine Train” as so many are doing these days!
Jeffin Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Hang in there baby. Friday’s here.
Neil59 almost 3 years ago
LOL. Somewhat true to life.
1953Baby almost 3 years ago
“Learn from it”??????
ImDaRealAni almost 3 years ago
Again?
Ellis97 almost 3 years ago
How is he wearing that tie?
Zebrastripes almost 3 years ago
Can’t cry over spilt milk…
Stocky One almost 3 years ago
My favourite motivational poster: “Keep the dream alive – go back to sleep”.
Gameguy49 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Considering the state of things today we can all mourn the passing of the past.
Goat from PBS almost 3 years ago
Motivational posters? One would think Pig would be great at that.
WCraft Premium Member almost 3 years ago
And he can forget about that career of writing greeting cards for Hallmark, too.
I'm Sad almost 3 years ago
I can relate to you Pig!!!
D1063n35 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
There you are, standing on the edge, and a pig leans into you. Those who won’t jump, just need a nudge. Porcine Marketing 101
marilynnbyerly almost 3 years ago
His talent is in writing memes.
christelisbetty almost 3 years ago
On the other hand, Pig;Who still buys posters ?
Buoy almost 3 years ago
So basically pig is saying, If at first you don’t succeed, cry cry cry again.
knight1192a almost 3 years ago
They don’t want Rat and they just found out they don’t want Pig either.
Sisyphos almost 3 years ago
Pig is more of the demotivational poster kind of copywriter.
And the Dick Tracy storyline currently running here on GC might challenge that “can’t change the past” thing….
Major Matt Mason Premium Member almost 3 years ago
“Again with the negative waves, Moriarty!”
aussie399 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Send this to every cancel culture obliviot
D.Deene almost 3 years ago
humor, sense of …