Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 08, 2021

What’s holding that tie in place?

You can’t change the past.

But there is one thing you can do.

EAT BACON

How is crying motivating, Pig?

If at first you don’t succeed, maybe sky diving wasn’t for you!

You can’t change the past, but you can lie about it.

He can go to work here:

https://despair.com/collections/demotivators

You can also falsify the record to make yourself look good!

You can’t change the past…but you can pass the change.

He who controls the present controls the past. I hate motivational speakers and slogans.

Another thing for pig to cry about!

Pig have Rat get you a job ;-)

I know some people like that, Pig.

Or Cancel it.

Sadly, there goes this months rent. That’ll give you something to cry about.

Yes, jump on the “Whine Train” as so many are doing these days!

Hang in there baby. Friday’s here.

LOL. Somewhat true to life.

“Learn from it”??????

Again?

How is he wearing that tie?

Can’t cry over spilt milk…

My favourite motivational poster: “Keep the dream alive – go back to sleep”.

Considering the state of things today we can all mourn the passing of the past.

Motivational posters? One would think Pig would be great at that.

And he can forget about that career of writing greeting cards for Hallmark, too.

I can relate to you Pig!!!

There you are, standing on the edge, and a pig leans into you. Those who won’t jump, just need a nudge. Porcine Marketing 101

His talent is in writing memes.

On the other hand, Pig;Who still buys posters ?

So basically pig is saying, If at first you don’t succeed, cry cry cry again.

They don’t want Rat and they just found out they don’t want Pig either.

Pig is more of the demotivational poster kind of copywriter.

And the Dick Tracy storyline currently running here on GC might challenge that “can’t change the past” thing….

“Again with the negative waves, Moriarty!”

Send this to every cancel culture obliviot

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