Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for October 04, 2021

Here comes a flood of names.

I’m gonna mention one name, and it’s not political:

Bobby Pickett

I leave it up to you folks to figure out the relevance.

Would that be the expedition to the sun?

Who might want to send you into space for awhile?

I remember listening to “Star Dreck” on The Dr. Demento Show.

See also: “The Marching Morons”.

I was thinking… ‘Leaches in Space!’

I hear the sun is nice this time of year, any chance we can land all politicians on it and just start over?

Next trip, so called “celebrities”.

Please make it a one-way trip.

How much extra does it cost to arrange an “accident” that none of the passengers survive?

I’ve got a list.

For the last 20 years or so my birthday wish has been that the House and Senate impeach the President and then all resign. It didn’t / doesn’t matter who the President is or was. Or who was in charge of the House and Senate. We need a fresh start.

To boldly blow up those who’ve never been blown up before!

They told Trump he’d be the first man to visit the sun.

“But isn’t it too hot to go to the sun?”

“Don’t worry, you’ll land at night,” they assured him.

“Oh, all right then. As long as I can be first.”

Oooh the comments section is gonna be on fire. Let me get the popcorn ready…..

Biden, Pelosi, Schumer, Faucci, Harris. Did I miss anyone?

Dr. Mel will call it a B Ark.

excellent idea

And one of those politicians is pretty heavy…

Oh no. My name’s on the list. By many requests. Just can’t imagine why!

“Hmm, for some reason, it only has half the amount of allotted fuel…”

You could charge more for one-way trips.

And I can pretty much guess who tops that list, Mel…!

Hmm, I’m actually surprised there aren’t too many named here.

All of the names have a (D) next to their name.

I recommend having operable windows on the craft and reminding the passengers that if they feel stuffy, they can open them.

Leave it up to Pam and I am sure Cliff would top the list.

I remember a science fiction story, “The Marching Morons.” They all got sent into space “for a while.” A LONG while.

Can we pay extra to keep them there?

All Trump supporters I hope.

He needs a bigger ship.

Where do the Politicians THINK they are going?

And, what sort of Drugs did they use to keep them Quiet before Launch?

PACs could beat opponents at a reduced cost.

GOP Trumpers? “Set a course for the heart of the sun”.