FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for November 08, 2021

Girls are fickle that way

Curse you, Jason, for being so insensitive.

Jason, henceforth known as Karen.

That Jason. Man does he have a way with women or what.

You can’t blame a microbe-spewing fountain for dumping some probiotics on your head

You can tell how dated this toon is. For the last decade or so, kids have been taught to sneeze into the crook of their elbow.

https://www.healthnavigator.org.nz/health-a-z/c/cough-and-sneeze-how-to-properly/

I say “Godzilla”. Hey, it’s non-denominational.

Ah, Come on Eileen.

He didn’t have to say it that rudely, but he’s right.

She should have sneezed into her sleeve.

AND…..she’s not wearing a mask. (Jason isn’t either, but he is full vaccinated.)

great pick-up line

Wow what a wonderful metaphor for Aaron Rogers and the rest of the NFL!

I stopped saying “Bless you” when I decided to stop encouraging superstitions.

He’s young and hasn’t learned to be tactful yet

A Sultan sat

on his oriental mat

in his harem in downtown Persia.

He took a sip of coffee, Just a drip,

and he said to his servant Kersia

“Ah, curse ya, curse ya, curse ya!

That’s the worst cup of coffee in Persia!"

gotta say for once I agree with the little troll, after all this girl is one of those psychos who sneezes into her hand, a major faux-pa even before the global pandemic

Having almost a lifetime of atheistic leanings, I’ve always hated “bless you”. And even though I have family who came directly from Germany, “gesundheit” always sounds cliché. I need to start saying “curse you”….

How prophetic is this strip? In the Covid-19 age you’re much more likley to be cursed (and sued) than blessed for sneezing in somebody’s face.

God, love makes you say and do stupid things.

Maybe Amend not still doing dailies during the COVID pandemic is for the best.