FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for November 20, 2021

I want to report a cereal-killer

Guess again.

That never happens to me.

Everyone knows girls don’t exist on the internet!

Oh, Peter; you bl**** idiot…

She’s a little too pudgy for a super model.

Now, that is funny.

The odds are small, granted. However, You just never know….

Peter really let Jason get in his head if he’s missing out on this.

Yeah, that’s gonna happen.

A supermodel that can kill off several boxes of cereal at once? She’s a keeper!

Jason’s just watching from behind the door thinking “My work has finally paid off…”

She’ll break your heart kid

Yeah, they are cops waiting to throw the cuffs on you.

Peter should have pretended to play along just to see. Of course, realistically, there’s no way this would actually happen.

“Email me…..I want you to see my photos……I want to play checkers NOW.”. Typical spam mail……damn you Kim Novak.

Peter is not exhibiting model behavior.