Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for October 31, 2021

LOL I once reanimated in someone’s—you know what, skip it. HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!

Q. Why did the moron get fired from the M&M factory? A. For throwing out all the "W"’s. Happy Ween

Too many M’s!

This is kinda dark.

Then they got married and had lots of Minis.

so it reanimates in my mouth … not in my … my … Where’s my hand?

Every time I see one of these I am reminded of the Wacky, Garbage Pail and Odd Rod bubble gum cards.

Love this! All the little hands ….

Happy HALLOWEENIE!

M M M M M

The undead candy that reanimates in your mouth is called Nerds.

Finally, an M&M with an excuse for cannibalism.

Hey, Mark, is this the candy you give out at your house on Halloween? By the time the night is over, your place must be eggs-quisite.

That’s really pretty creepy!

Reminds you a 1994 Crash Test Dummies song, I guess.

mmmmmmmm. MMMMMMMMM. Sounded like the couple in the adjacent motel room.

What scared me most this Halloween was the outside temperature of +15°C (59°F) in Warsaw, Poland, instead of the usual around-freezing.