Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for September 26, 2021

Will he change his mind about metamorphic rocks, or is he too stoned to budge?

Oh, schist! Who doesn’t like rock puns? Roll with the punches, big guy!

Sedimentary, my dear Watson. Any igneousramuse would know these stones are just going through metapause.

Talk like a rock star day. Danny and a partridge in an apartment joint…

“My specimen exhibits poorly developed schistosity.”

“Well, that’s gneiss.”

Never take Frog Applause for granite.

This is some gneiss schist!

Right. I’ll clear my slate to deal with it.

As long as they dont roll in my direction, Ill keep my puns rolling along…

Your puns are surrealistic.

punough

Sharon Gem Stone.

I can’t see Zeba with all the stripes in the strip.

Rock & Roll … CaFfEiNE …! (Not in that order)

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Wouldn’t it be great if She appeared in another panel and one of Her characters (say, Mick or Ick) said to Her, “Your lameness astounds.”

Or something like that.

….but if it gets more readers?

…I love rock….

…I love puns…

…that’s why I’ve always was a Dead Kennedys fan…

…or was Van Halen?…

…The Godz?…

…ooh ooh…

…Cheap Trick…

… Tropidelic…

…Oregon Space Trail of Doom…

…Chuck Berry…

…The Bus Boys…

…Gary Clark Jr…

Adriaaaaaan!

Taquitz is a local morphic rock deity that’s sometimes a bear or a man as the situation demands. Is that meta?

Bane of my existence. Metamorphic rock gags of any sort. Ecch.

Everybody must get stoned!

When it comes to puns, we must admit that Cartoon-Boy is in a class by himself. One (meaning me) approaches Pearls Before Swine each day with trepidation for this very reason!

A paronomasia of sorts may lie within metamorphic rock, but The Man’s not putting me on the chain gang to bust this one open!

Mt. Rushmore have added the 7 Castaways.√