Last I knew (which, granted, has been years, well, OK, decades) no digit on a basketball jersey’s number could be greater than 5 – is that still the case or was that just my state’s high school rules? The refs had to be able to signal the offender’s jersey number to the scorekeeper with one hand, so 17 would be an illegal jersey number. Not that pirates are good are following the rules anyway!
SHAKEDOWNVILLE over 3 years ago
“Hooked on Sonics”.
allen@home over 3 years ago
Can only dribble left handed. If they try right handed might punch a hole into the ball.
pschearer Premium Member over 3 years ago
Scurvy dogs? Obviously life never gave them lemons.
Doug K over 3 years ago
One shot they’re all good at: they all have a great right hook.
All of them are also really good at pivoting on the court.
The Reader Premium Member over 3 years ago
Together forever!
Doug Taylor Premium Member over 3 years ago
♫♪
Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga
Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga
Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga
Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga
When you hold me
In your hooks so tight
You let me know
Everything’s alright
I’m hooked on a pirate
♪♫
Jeffin Premium Member over 3 years ago
First one was free. Now he’s got ’em hooked.
Zebrastripes over 3 years ago
A new meaning to being hooked up to the Team
flemmingo over 3 years ago
Hope they don’t get anything in their eyes. Those hooks are dangerous.
hollisson Premium Member over 3 years ago
Looks like a pirate rat king.
Herd of Turtles over 3 years ago
Win one for the pegger or the hooker. Take your pick.
eolan59 over 3 years ago
I hope they learned to dribble with the left hand
Brent Rosenthal Premium Member over 3 years ago
I’m guessing they don’t have much of a fast break game
formathe over 3 years ago
Very happy Hookers!!!!!
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 3 years ago
Captain risked life and rim to defeat the other team.
WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago
Wouldn’t you hate to be the one who didn’t have a hook hand?
WestofthePecan Premium Member over 3 years ago
Last I knew (which, granted, has been years, well, OK, decades) no digit on a basketball jersey’s number could be greater than 5 – is that still the case or was that just my state’s high school rules? The refs had to be able to signal the offender’s jersey number to the scorekeeper with one hand, so 17 would be an illegal jersey number. Not that pirates are good are following the rules anyway!
Snetd over 3 years ago
This should have run on Sept 19 (Talk like a pirate day).