Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for October 04, 2021

Good luck, mister, explaining it yet again.

I wonder what reality in the infinite multiverse this is fair & logical.

You can’t win

“Not at all. Only stubborn and righteous.”

Tony asked, about 8 hours ago

Heavy?

Pete can never, ever win!

He can’t ever draw even!!

He can’t quit the game!!

He is forever lost!!

The training ground for manufactured offense. To bad she found her niche so late in life.

See, the trick is, never answer a question or try to explain. Respond only with other questions.

If a married man is the woods and there is no woman around and he speaks, is he still wrong?

A comic put it this way recently… If a woman is wrong, and she knows it, she will change the subject. Don’t get sidetracked. Get back on point and you will win the argument.

I’m telling you that your accusations are unfair.

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So let the sun shine in

Face it with a grin

Mothers never lose

and fathers never win

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVogUqWScYc

Abandon hope, nitwit. You already gave yourself up for dead.

To quote WOPR… “The only winning move is not to play the game.”

Give up you will never win

Roll up the white flag already; there’s no honorable way out unless suicide is an option……

No, because we both know I can’t tell you anything.

57lbs lighter and getting on the list finally

Yah can’t win with reason, women can twist anything you say to paint you the bad guy.

Just take it from every experienced husband on earth, she WON!

How long have they been married, and he still hasn’t learned. The answer is always “Yes, dear”.

You can’t win. You can’t break even. It’s cheaper to continue in the game. 27 years this upcoming February 14th.

are you listening in on our conversations??

If I were him…. she would be an EX…..

it is a no win situation for you. no use trying to defending yourself, just take it like a man and move on.

Men are from Mars. Women are from somewhere really weird