Ziggy by Tom Wilson & Tom II for October 14, 2021

can Ziggy do this diet, doctor, via IV?

Is that like “you can smoke as long as you don’t inhale”?

If you haven’t swallowed it, then you haven’t actually “eaten” it.

I’d be looking for a new doctor.

Now, to help you out, put on this very tight choke collar.

I think that doctor needs to try that diet.

then how is it suppose to go in my gut?

HEY….that’s the diet I’m on……sometimes I turn the lettuce to break the monotony.

Makes sense.. the pleasure is in the ambience and taste. Fine dining could last so much longer if only they had a little bucket under the table you could spit in.

Like Garfield once said, Diet is a die with a t.

Hmmm. I wonder if I can do that with pizza – enjoy the flavor, but not swallow.

Is anyone else reminded of the cheese commercial with Gregory Itzin as a Presidential candidate?

Doesn’t the definition of eating include swallowing? Or is the Dr. implying that chewing and eating are identical actions.

My wife, who suffered from ALS, was on this “diet” for a couple of years.

gonna be kinda messy

Food doesn’t make you fat. How much food you eat that makes you fat. Eat drink and be merry for tomorrow you diet.

I don’t want to be “that guy” but this is the “chew and spit” eating disorder.