Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for October 04, 2021

And for real reason too.

It just occurred to me that a suspiciously large number of books advertise themselves as the “#1 New York Times Bestseller”. Makes it hard to keep thinking that’s impressive.

Hang in there, Marigold.

Sounds like IG

Basically give me an award, because…..

I doubt that Marigold would ever win a “Humility” award.

Phoebe will become Marigold’s agent???

That’s it, Mari. Don’t run around – go about slowly telling them about your greatness! :D

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I also run around telling people I’m great, and no one gives ME an award. To be unappreciated in one’s own time… sucks, gimme money.

Well, Phoebe was supposed to work with Dakota to campaign for Marigold, but she had Dakota on mute so she missed the meeting.

“Submitted for your approval….” Oh, wait, that’s a different franchise.

That kind of campaign is not so much more targetted, as less “in your face!”

“I AM GREAT!! I AM GREAT!!!” / “We know, we know!!! SHUT UP, ALREADY!!!!”