Off the Mark

Off the Mark

By Mark Parisi

Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for October 15, 2021

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    RobinHood  about 3 years ago

    There’s nothing about this thats not funny.

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    Bring Back "The Good Place"  about 3 years ago

    Alas, pure Yorick… I knew him, Horatio…he was like being on top of a snow covered mountain…

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    TStyle78  about 3 years ago

    Crunchy…

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    bluegirl285  about 3 years ago

    A chocolate covered peppermint skull may not be of most excellent fancy, but I wonder how good it tastes.

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    boniface22  about 3 years ago

    I knew him.

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    theincrediblebulk  about 3 years ago

    Punny names for candy bars you can actually buy, regular name in brackets,,,, Scaries (Smarties), Coffin Crisp (Coffee Crisp), Scareo (Areo),,, All Nestle products in Canada.

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    Zebrastripes  about 3 years ago

    Too much crunch for my taste.

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    EmmettWayne  about 3 years ago

    I can feel my gorge rising, even as we type!

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    oakie817  about 3 years ago

    hear that thud? Shakespeare just rolleth over in his grave

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    Gameguy49 Premium Member about 3 years ago

    100% calcium? You bonehead!

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    Rudersdorf Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Bones contain less than 50% Calcium. The calcium is contained in a compound with a large amount of phosphorus, and about 39% of bone by weight is organic, similar to what tendons are made of. So, no.

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    sobrown51  about 3 years ago

    They know me well….

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    mistercatworks  about 3 years ago

    99.9% calcium; 0.1% chocolate

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  about 3 years ago

    Clever! Wacky Packages did Dork Peppermint Potty – candy toilet seat.

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member about 3 years ago

    I heart new Yorick…

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    Mary Sullivan Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Very clever. LOL

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    Rose Madder Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Favorite Hallowe’en candy for 2021.

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    Chris Sherlock  about 3 years ago

    A bit crunchy for my taste.

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    greenlynn Premium Member about 3 years ago

    great for the Day of the Dead

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