Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for October 11, 2021

Answers or pancakes, which is it going to be?

Had to look up doge, a type of digital currency.

He’s about to find out what it’s like to have a brick wall fall onto him.

Axe has gotten the chop. Do I hear giggling?

Grab him by his girly ponytail, Rip!!! Ka-Smack!!!

Gee, what’s a puny petty pipsqueak ponytail pancyboy punk like you doing in a suburb hubbub bub hub club pub like this?

A new level for “KA-concepts”. I’ll have to think about this. . . Ka-THINK! Ooh. Ka-thunk. Did that hurt? . . . Or what?

i’m more of a ka-mosey kind of guy

How did Rip escape the monster who was just beating the bejeesus out of him?

KA-BRICK WALL!

Barton’s not so tough now, is he?