Cornered by Mike Baldwin for November 29, 2021

Running the “lost & found” section.

You don’t know? That’s useful.

You’re here to represent the firms aspirations and intentions, to be a source of inspiration and hope, and to take the fall when things go bad.

You’re the buck passer.

Thanking your dad or granddad for leaving you the business.

You’re here to put the blame on everyone else, should anything go wrong….

You’re here to give me a big raise…

Is this like the White House?

Did we take a wrong turn at Barney & Clyde and end up in Dilbert? This sounds like something the PHB would say.

Backstabbing. Buck passing. Mudslinging. Micromanaging. Lying. Dirty dealing. Embezzling. Sexual harassment. Did I miss any?

Just sit there and look pretty!

If you’re our CEO you take away all the perks and benefits from the common worker while giving yourself and the board members outrageous bonuses and stock options.

It’s taking every bit of my willpower to not make a political comment.

Mostly irritate people, at least the workers.

Get paid a whole lot to do a whole lot of nothin’.

I used to work there.

“Those that can’t do, lead.”

Sounds a lot like uncle Joe