Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for October 15, 2021

It’s dirt cheap.

I loam, you loam, we all loam for loam

Oh, Give me some Loam, where the night crawlers roam….

“I have Loam, loan, loam, loam and loam. Bacon, loam, loam, loam and loam….”

I’m kinda wondering how he drives it. Maybe it’s a Tesla.

he’s wormed his way into their hearts…

You can hear the truck music from down the road:

♫♪ The worms crawl in, the worms crawl out… ♫♪

The loam ranger sells again.

At first I thought these were snakes – and it didn’t make sense.

When I realized/noticed that these were earthworms – confirmed by the clitellum (collar-like feature) each has, that helped a lot.

And it’s vegan, too.

Their big brother, Monty Python, is smiling right now. “Loam, wonderful loam”.

Loam, loam on the range ……..Sorry, I know this is lame.

I love how the vendor earthworm is drawn with his little pink cap. Lol.

I came to the comments wondering what the possible “Mr. Dirt” theme might be, and am not disappointed.

Just leave me a loam.

These trucks always show up right after it rains.

Not enough kids? Just cut ’em in half!

♪ ♫ I moan, you moan, we all moan for fresh loam ♫ ♪

The speaker plays “Mud, mud, glorious mud” as it approaches.

That awning will probably help the vendor avoid being eaten by birds. The customers, not so much.

I wonder what annoying jingle the dirt truck plays as it cruises Wormville. Any ideas, gang? I can’t come up with anything.

I’d like a double scoop with sand sprinkles, please.

I wonder if the truck plays https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxIU0l9GbZA

Here is mud in your eyes.

It’s a dirty business, but someone has to do it …

I call my shovel “American Express”, because I don’t heave loam without it.

He travels around selling loam to everyone in need, for he is: THE LOAM RANGER!

“♬ Be it ever so humble, there’s no place like loam..♫ "

In the fields where the wormalo loam.

Some of those food trucks are pretty good!