The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for October 12, 2021

She compensates the sugar with her temper.

Does Mother Gargoyle use a teaspoon, a tablespoon or a snow shovel to add sugar to her coffee???

/SHMIRK/

You’d think with that much sugar she might be a little bit sweeter, but it’s obviously not happening.

In other words, there’s more sugar in her cup than coffee.;-D

No osmosis happening there, huh?

Give the lady a break, she likes a little coffee with her sugar.

Coffee is HORRIBLE without cream and sugar—and lots of both

I don’t even have any sugar in the house.

This crunching on sugar reference got me to thinking where the expression, one lump or two, originated.

didn’t it acure to you that she’s putting coffee in her sugar. :D

That accounts for her sweet personality.

“Why don’t you stir it?” “Oh no, then it’d be way too sweet!”

All these years I understood that sugar was a sweetener. It ain’t workin’ on Mother Gargle.

Some people are sweet enough that they do not need to add additional sugar. Whereas, Mother Gargle . . . .

Coffee is better strong, hot and Au Naturel. Daddy called it Army mud.

Listen Brutus, I just like coffee with my sugar..get it!

“Come on, Mother Gargle, give me a nice sugary smile.”

[CRACK!]

“Uh, oh, her face broke!”

Mmmm, coffee brittle.

I was at a men’s group meeting and a man wanted some sugar for his coffee. Another guy said “just let me swirl my pinkie in it for a minute and it will sweeten right up”. He declined. Personally, I like a little coffee with my sugar. Had to switch to sweet-n-low to get off some pounds.

Great combination here…caffeine…a sugar high…and bad attitude…

Coffee syrup. That might not be a bad thing over waffles….

If people like coffee how come they add so many other things?

Mother Gargle like a little coffee with her sugar…

To each their own.

One thing sure, Brutus doesn’t need a Mother Gargle on a sugar high.

Her hair sticks out in all 4 directions. How does she sleep? Hanging from the ceiling by her claws?

Years ago my doctor advised against sugar as it contributed to arthritis pain. Recently, while experiencing a lot of arthritis pain, I decided to put his advice to the test. After several weeks I’m starting to believe him. Pain is lessening. But avoiding sugar is so hard. For me, it’s one of the major food groups – sugar, salt and fat.

Still a sourpuss.

at least her coffee’s sweet…

A diabetes joke. And, I’m a diabetic so I can tell this joke and not feel offended. Two women were having a cup of coffee. One of them kept putting in Equal into her cup. Her friend said to her, What’s the matter? Are you trying to get artificial diabetes? ;o)

In the Middle East, it was common for a person to drink very bitter Turkish coffee through a sugar cube.