Close to Home by John McPherson for October 11, 2021

THAT’S why the little dog was laughing…

Never knew there was some truth to that old nursery rhyme, did you? ;D

No one thought to tell the cow anything had changed!

This is udderly fantastic!

Hey diddle diddle…

Talk about a moo-shake in space…

“Moove, Kent, Moove!”

The cow had several unsuccessful attempts, but kept on trying again and again. Even after taking many a tumble, she did not give up. She did not break down and weep. After all, it’s no use crying over spilled milk.

I thought his name was Verne.

So the cow didn’t quite jump over the moon.

Quick Kent, moon the cow!

The cow jumped Kent instead of the moon

Wow – 52 years ago and it’s still our most ultimate achievement.

Okay, explain that to your medical plan in about 40 years. “You want disability because a cow hit you while you were walking on the moon? Do you have a police report? Is it in your medical records anywhere?”

“Kent, DUCK!”

“I’m okay, I saw it! … and it’s a COW!”

(Message from NASA:)

Hey! You guys left the door open! What, are we air-conditioning the entire moon, now!?

It was an udder surprise.

It’s Thanksgiving in the Great White North. Hope everybody has a good one.

MOOOOO??? In space no one can hear you scream.

In space, no one can hear you scream!

When NASA went to the moon, they brought back samples for study. These got distributed to universities, but when they got to Texas A&M, NASA realized they didn’t have any more samples so they substituted a petrified cow patty.

There was a conference held for the schools to announce their findings, and the Texas A&M scientists stood up and said “We now have scientific evidence that the cow did, indeed, jump over the moon”

if you look closely one guy has NASA on his suit, the other ‘TOAST’

Welp. That cow would’ve jumped over the moon, but that idjit Kent got in the way.

Aw, cows can’t jump that high. On second thought, it all depends on where the cattle prod went

Somebody should have posted a cow crossing sign.

We’re Moonies now !!

Well I’ll be…I didn’t think I’d ever see such sport!

This is a pre-Bleeb strip from 2011. John must be on vacation yet again!