Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for November 14, 2021

I’ve made a boomerang that worked well.

1) Cut a long piece of bass wood from the hobby store in half length-wise.

2) Use a belt sander to shape the airfoils

3) Glue and bolt the two pieces in the middle to make an X

Just wait — Monday or Tuesday, Horace will push the elevator button, the doors will open…and the boomerang will fly out.

Something went, Boomerwrong…

Hate for it to be something like the 0.6 power.

They works only in Australia, horsie.

I’m glad to see he wears safety glasses

I couldn’t understand why the boomerang was getting bigger, and then it hit me.

C1 = 16 > 4 > 2 > Groan

C2 = Groan > Groan

C3 = (Groan) * (Groan)

I like how Horace looks in safety glasses!

I’ve left many a boomerang on many a roof in my old neighborhood. Some were plastic and may still be there.

OK, Boomer, you rang?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.

When at first you don’t succeed, try try try try again….and again….and…

All that work for a failure.

Groan.

When does a bad joke become a dad joke?

When it’s fully groan.

I have the same problem with my yo

“Was it something I said?”

Or, horse, get your neighbor to get it off their porch roof. No matter what I threw, including blowing soap bubbles, ends up on the neighbor’s roof.