Herman by Jim Unger for October 23, 2021

What agency was that, Igors are us?

My name is not Igor. It’s Aigor.

Just what I need. A strong man with shoulders bigger than his head.

The jar said Abby Normal.

And I immediately thought of Discworld. That says something about my taste in literature.

The CIA at last, come for the source of Donald’s pee-pee tapes.

Did you bring the eye of newt I ordered?

“Here, taste this. What do you think it needs?”

Actually he was sent to get the required pint of blood as payment.

He’s supposed to provide a drool sample.

Hi, I’m algae. I’m named after my brain.

After the pandemic lockdowns, be grateful the agency had anyone to send!

Had a hunch you were needed, did you?

So?