The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for November 14, 2021

Green pork? Made from plants?

Impossible ham??

“I do not like green pigs and Spam”, said Sam I Am….

Green pork…ha ha!

He just wasn’t paying attention when he read Dr. Seuss.

He will turn green after eating some!

Would you eat it here or there? How about in a house with a mouse? in a box with a fox? in a car? in a tree? How about in the dark in the rain on a train? with a goat on a boat? …

Sam I Am’s supplier?

Ha! Good one! I likes. A big thumbs up!

Hey!!!! That’s my butcher. We’re the best of friends : )

The Angry Birds’ pigs were green.

Angry bird special….Green pigs, green bacon….

Amazing how many folks missed all the references. This has nothing to do with Dr. Seuss.

Green Rocky Mountain Oysters (look it up)

When you’re done eating that pork, you’ll have to fling yourself into the bathroom.

SOYLENT BACON IS PEOPLE!!!

Beyond carnitas.

Excellent! Gold Star for funniest cartoon of the day!

I do not like green pork, Sam I am.

Humanely slaughtered with slingshots.

So THAT’s where the green ham comes from. Now to find the green eggs…

Is the butcher some kind of fish?

Green eggs and Green Spam?

To my dear commenters above who stated “Soylent green”… I daresay you meant “*SOW*lent green”! :)

I think perhaps it would be unwise to visit a butcher who openly labels himself as “angry.”