JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for October 26, 2021

Mom’s Halloween driving is terrifying. How she has not killed someone yet amazes me ……. Potential future sad story plot?

Yeah, that’s it…

Great, now Big Foot has grey hair.

I can empathize, Joe. I’m getting whiplash too – from how quickly we jumped from your morning briefing to Kris at the shelter to your mom’s driving.

Or Big Foot “costume”.

I would flat out refuse to get in the car with her.

What we really need is a storyline where Joe takes away Mom’s car keys until she takes a driving safety class. He needs to do this before she kills somebody or herself.

Just a couple of weeks ago, Joe was facing down guys who were attacking Shark Dad, but look what his mother’s driving does to him!

This is my wife’s driving. There’s nothing funny about it. She needs to stop looking for a podcast to play and look at the d**n road… Oh, and noticing one way signs pointing the other way would be nice.

You sure that’s a costume?

We had a huge fight with my dad when we took away his car keys. He would go out and get lost even close to home. I wound up as his driver.

An older friend of mine sold his car so he wouldn’t be tempted to drive anymore. Good thinking!

Bigfoot was hitch-hiking and wisely refused to get into the car.

Mom’s crappy driving and her being a grammar nazi are integral parts of this comic.

Monsters aren’t real in the classic sense, bad drivers ARE.

Joe, take away her keys if you can!

She drives like someone’s grandma. Specifically my nieces’ grandma. Mildred figured she was running out of time & she had places to go & it’s a long way to anything from Laramie.

There are all kinds of beasties out every night. Hallowe’en can be really bad if they group in the cites from the bizarre 2-legged “Night Crawlers” to Sasquatch and giant Mantis to Werewolves that aren’t bothered by bullets and get into fights with the hairy humanoids.