The Flying McCoys by Glenn McCoy and Gary McCoy for November 14, 2021

I knew it. Next will be take out all the plugs and then put them back in again.

How old is that computer there are using?

Mine only has a beef-stroganoff punctuation knob. Let’s see what happens when I turn it.

Beef/stroganoff.

Beef;stroganoff.

Beef!stroganoff.

OK, it’s working now.

next, try jiggling the inky pinky parlez vous…

muffler bearings ….. oh wait that is car repair

I can relate! Every time I had to call for support, it was a guy in Bangladesh, a heavy accent, and sounded like they were in a tunnel.

Truth!

Someone hacked into my email account and took my name off and put his on it.

It took, LITTERALLY, 5 freaking hours for the “help” to find and fix!

He even asked if it was ok to take a lunch break….LOL!

That’s better than the foreigners who speak broken English. I applaud them, because English is tough to learn, but it is even tougher trying to figure out what they’re saying.

Unplug it and after 15 seconds, plug it back in. Works for me. Sometimes.

Or, the cooling system sprang a leak. Pour about a quart of water in the slots in the back…

Who knew tech support was staffed by sociopaths?

Someone needs to help the purple lady with her “knobs.” :)

Tech Support:

Help for the helpless

Hope for the hopeless

Clues for the clueless

Soap for the soapless.

They follow that up with “OK, locate the box that it came in. Got it? OK place the computer in the box and put it out on the curb. You’re too dumb to use a computer!”

The lady has bigger problems, her behind is in the front, The guy behind her is freaking out, OTOH the insensitive curly guy finds it funny

don’t forget your left-handed monkey wrench…

Now while watching to see if the green light in the back is still on press ctrl/shift/6*pP89+Qa8, then wait for the text on your phone to confirm.

Have you reset the left-handed frammistat’s flywheel gasket?

I used to be that guy. So stressful. A ringing phone still scares me. Ms. Helpdesk

we told customers that it sounds like your iffling pins are knocking on the mumbling shaft.