That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for October 12, 2021

It took two Greek Gods to create man, while it took only one Jewish God which saved on labor cost.

Here, stick this where the light don’t shine

God, handing down the flashlight

Stop waving that thing in my face and give me a hand up – I think I twisted something.

Prometheus, attempting to pass the torch to man, but distracted by a shapely ankle off-frame.

“Behold, I give you fire. I mean what harm could there be in that?”

That billowing smoke that’s under me? Um.. it’s from the torch. Yeah, let’s go with that.

I say, hey (hey) you (you)

Get off of my cloud.

One…two…three!

One…two…three!

One…two…three!

“You nitwits! If one of you doesn’t choose something besides paper, we’ll be here doing rock/paper/scissors all night! "

It’s the hottest new thing from Olympus!

There’s got to be an easier way to get rid of head lice.

Documented proof that the Olympics existed long before Roman times.

♪♫"You light up my life…."♪♫

In this painting, an odd design fact / is that none of the three interact. / No one looks at a face, / they each stare into space. / Two painters, and both of them slacked.

♪♫ "Blinded by the light

Revved up like a deuce

Another runner in the night…." ♪♫

—Bruce Springsteen/Manfred Mann

Prometheus, being a titan/ is not very easy to frighten/ but I think he will shiver/ when he learns that his liver/ will be torn out for giving us lightin’/// He created us lumps from clay/ and the gods really made him pay/ for it’s no picnic (is it ?)/ when that bird comes to visit/ and rips out your liver each day…

For the moment, all that lies ahead. / (Heck, even both painters are dead !)/ We all know the tale-/ (it’s grown rather stale) – / and we really should be in bed.

Hey ! Pass the good stuff around, Pal! I see people flying round my head just by smelling the smoke!

“Here ya go, kid. Now go set the world on fire.”

I asked for a Brazilian Wax, not a Toasted Bun, fuzz face.

Yes, the torch is a cool gift. But I’d really prefer a pair of pants

“Boys, boys ! Have you seen your filthy feet? "

dude, i told you, keep the damn torch away from my do…

Looks like the two different artists couldn’t agree on where to place their subjects.

“RUMOURS” are the artists needed glasses to see what each was painting…

That seems like it should be Prometheus’ right leg, in which case his foot is backwards.

Athena: I think you’re playing with fire there, Prometheus. That’s going to be a real Pandora’s box.

Here is your COVID cure. You know where to put it.

“I’ve got it.” “No, I’ve got it.” “No, I’ve got it.” Olympus baseball.

Johnny Storm’s nude sunbathing is rudely interrupted…"What do I want with your f**king superpower?"

MOM, DAD, you can’t just barge into my room like that!

…or you just want for Fleetwood Mac to never play again!!

Said Athena, “Prometheus, you clown,/ you’re the stupidest Titan in town !/ But these painters are worse-/ they’ve got things in reverse !/ Who ever saw flames burning down ?”

My angel of a date is already here, no time to comb my hair; please, just hurry and burn it off!

Gods though they were, when man needed a hairdryer, all they could provide was a torch.

“Here’s your fire. Use it wisely; I’m gonna be paying big-time for this.”

Prometheus always carried a torch for Anthrópos but he was bound to wind up being a rock star with a wrecked liver.

“That’s one big butane lighter, Dude!”

Nuthin’ could be finah than to dry your hair with fir-ah in the mor-or-ning

Man formed by Prometheus and animated by Athena: 

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Creation_of_man_Prometheus_Berthelemy_Louvre_INV20043_n2.jpg 

(best viewed with Google Chrome, which can automatically translate most webpages as necessary) has info and links that point to more info about this roughly jumbo envelope size, oil on canvas painting (not a fresco). This is a detail image of the full painting (pointed to by References; Other versions in the Photograph section has this coloration image).

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image at 

http://thatispriceless.blogspot.com/2021/10/masterpiece-2807.html 

I have added a comment there (already approved by Mr. Melcher) pointing to the info about both artists I used to point to here. So far, 2 works by the first artist have been used here. 

https://www.gocomics.com/that-is-priceless/2014/01/16?comments=visible 

has the prior (the 14 hyperlinks in my comment there have been deactivated, but perhaps the text remains informative). First work, by the second artist, used here.

Prometheus shaped the clay / Athena breathed life where he lay / But when given fire / It was deemed most dire / Now chained Prometheus must stay.

FREEBIRD!!!

The hair treatment for men.

Prometheus about to show man why alcohol-based hair products aren’t a good idea.

the manly version of wizard of Oz. being sweep into Oz with his mate and extra girl tagging for good measure. the adult version

Sprinkling him with fairy dust.

Prometheus bore the shame / but he didn’t ignite the flame/ twas Athena ( of course)/ who knows not remorse: / it’s part of the Goddess game…

Hey, have you heard of the latest craze? Take this torch, and the next time you feel like farting …

There is about to be a fight as scalpers have sold the same seat to 3 people to listen to the piano/parrot ensemble; unimagineably called “the redheads”.