The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for October 28, 2021

Why would he buy a car freshener? Can’t he just create his own ‘scent’?

That stinks! I think that skunk goes to church every week and sits in her own pew!

Eew and yuck and gross.

Go to a cheese shop. I’m sure they have Beer Kaese cheese.

https://www.spectatornews.com/opinion/2016/02/how-one-kind-of-cheese-destroyed-who-i-am/

I get dog breath for free.

Eh, too bad, Pepe. Heh heh.

That stinks [you know someone had to do it, and I drew the short straw]

Stinks, doesn’t it? !

I wonder what odor is behind the sign?

Use your scents…..

P.U.!

And no sign for B.O.?

Pewfume.

Roadkill…..

Why buy when you can just use your own? Go au naturale.

The skunk has a car?

now he’s probably gonna make a huge stink about it…

Nothing in the “Old roadkill” area?

Bueno.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSg_6T8HrRg

It’s not natural.

Dog breath is not as bad as “wet dog”…

They forgot one, marijuana.

Shouldn’t the vending machine say “Car Disfreshener”?

The season is around the corner, time to drag out Charlie and White Diamond commercials. Now that’s stink!

Suddenly I’m reminded of an old TV commercial (Can’t remember the product.) that ended with “Ah te smell of it!”

Can you imagine working in the factory that produces these products?

At 78, I don’t have any juice either.

Plan B.. stinky beer blast.

Trick or treat! Smell my feet! Give me something good to eat!

Ha!! Flatulence… heh heh…

Why don’t you come over here and pull my tail??

limburger cheese