Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for October 14, 2021

How many holes does Roger have in his head?

Ah, the good old days when dialogue came in rectangles.

Roger has some head quality. eeeee his mouse trap for instance….

Put condoms out in small sizes for the mice to pull up and innercourse thru to the daily times.

…thus, the stereotype of chatter in the kitchen…

…at least the men were drinking a good strong stiff one and smoking their pipes…

…talking about how they are only getting twice a week, now…

…golf, that is …

…meanwhile, back in the Kitchen …

…Frog Applause is not writing itself…

… and the cats in the cradle and the silver spoon…

..and something tastes off about your pumpkin pie, Agnes, dear. …

…oh, I found a jar of spice in my daughter’s sock drawer…

…she doesn’t have to hide that she likes cooking, you know…

…kids, right?…

By the way, what’s in that mixing bowl?

She will find that is not a good idea. First, she will have to wire the jaw on. Then when the meat falls off, and the brain liquifies and runs out, it will be too light. The best thing would be to freeze dry it and cast it into a clear plastic orb, to ensure that it is properly rounded, yet still retains all the charm of her original Roger.

Too derivative of The Mystery Men.

Alice was always so succinct, particularly when it came to describing her marriage.

Somehow, I do believe if she really wants a bowling ball, I would suggest to her she try a sporting goods store, or maybe even Amazon, they sell just about everything..

That bad, eh?

Well back in the day there was an easier way to get rid of the annoying husband….

Ground glass in his food, a little each day should about do it!

So it’s all good then…kewl

after a while, the protrusions and bits of skin will start to peel off unevenly , especially after going through the

automatic pin setter machines. this uneven rolling will definitely affect your ability to control your ball/head.

I would think that eventually all those loose bits of flesh will jam up the machine and result in added damage to your

ball/head.

summary, for a good score, it’s bette to use an actual bowling ball.

just can not get enough frog applause

Recipe for a new TV series: Bowling With The Chunks …!

That’s her first strike.

The honeymoon period is short and sweet in Froglandia.

Roger’s head is headed straight for the gutter. Expect a low bowling score.

Who the heck wants an asymmetrical, lumpy, bumpy, fragile bowling ball made from a skull?! I think she (the would-be murderess) is too incompetent to be allowed to play with knives and/or chop off heads….

Grab your balls and let’s go bowling!

reminds me so much of pink floyd’s “one of these days i’m going to cut you into little pieces” ;+)