Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for October 15, 2021

The Distinguished Order of the Lame can never be too small, but repeated washings have shrunk it a bit.

Note: Little Lame Letters are merely “little”.

https://tinyurl.com/LittleLameLetters

We’ll push your small order out today too if it’s right handy so just tick the box but chews carefully.

Send 15¢ in cash or stamps for your free sample.

Is a ham and cheese on rye small enough?

A sm. Cup of orange soda after a marathon.

I hear the Froglandia Bathmat Factory is having a blowout sale of all the old stock, no matter the size of your order, to make room for the up and coming stock trends of tomorrow.

Especially the best seller, The Big Black Plug Chewing Tobacco! Comes in a tin, colors of your choice, and included is a Stainless Steel Spitoon for a bonus! Free delivery with any order.

Don’t forget to check for bug sprays. Winters coming and the critters will be trying to get in your house….

All this and more at the Froglandia Bathmat FactoryOn the corner of Walk -N-Don’t Walk!

Microcephalic: no head 2 small!!

This is the old “Concentration” game, right? Where you turn over each box and figure out the underlying pattern?

…I quit chewing pouches just this week…

…no one cares because no one knew…

…I hid it from the wife…

…from people at work…

…the mask made it easy…

…but Frog Applause picks randomly…

…and shoots me right in the, ‘gotcha’…

…now, I’m afraid to pick what is behind door number two…

…so to speak…

They wouldn’t do my order, its too small.

When Mr. Big Katt is away, the small mice will play.

In the game of FROGO, if R “No Order 2 Small” is called, we have a winner …!

Nice tick!

Interesting bingo card.

Are the beetles still a thing?

—The Frog Applause version of an Advent Calendar, with “no order too small” windows opening to reveal assorted surreal scenes of Lame Sensibility. Every full-time employee of the Froglandia Bath Mat Factory has by now received one in the mail, part of the Special Benefits and Perks that make FBMF such a wonderful place to work!