In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for October 30, 2021

Stop complaining! I count nine bats; you could strike out the side with one pitch.

https://i.imgur.com/lCVFJx1.jpg

Where’s the catcher? Where’s the umpire?

Reminds me of Bugs Bunny striking out batters with his slow ball:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKMYs-9LW2w

“One. Two. Three strikes. You’re out! … One. Two. Three strikes. You’re out! … One. Two. Three strikes. You’re out!”

… and then there’s the Bugs Bunny Conga Line:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdhftriXIrk

…and it’s a swing and a miss, miss, miss, miss,miss,

Hey Pitcher…treat them to a little chin music!

Got to throw brush back pitches, Bob Gibson did.

Creative response to the defensive shift.

Let the Clone wars commence.