Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for October 30, 2021

Stick ’em Up!

STOP Stay glued where you stand. Don’t move.

Wait, – ‘again’ – he’s done this before?!

Throw the glitter in his eyes. That should work.

“String him up!”

(“we don’t have any string”)

“Glue him up!”

:)

Just glue his gun to his holster.

the real Rhinestone Cowboy

Stand where you are stranger. Your about to be Bedazzaled after which we’ll set you free in Soho. Have mercy on your soul cause your @$$ is grass.

Quick! Throw glitter in his face and glue his hands behind his back.

Time to take the 3:10 to Michaels.

You’llbe fine, Just “stick” to the plan !

Where did Abdelhamid Abaaoud do most of his craft shopping?

Wahabi Lobby.

I hate it when that happens to me

Sprinkle him with the glitter and he’ll be marked for life. You can never get rid of that stuff.

All that glitters is not glue….give it a shot….

One would think.. this could only happen once.

Paste him good!

He needs The Hobby Lobby to help him out of this sticky situation.

Again? I would think that this is a mistake you can’t make twice.

….and no pencils to “draw” with!

Now they have materials to decorate his coffin.

Was almost afraid to check, but yes, there are such things https://www.etsy.com/market/crafting_tool_belt

so what kind of non-lethal mistake did the other guy make for this guy to still be alive?

Hahahaha. That’s REALLY funny!

Looks like the prop master goofed again.

“Stick ’em up!”

I would have thought the first time would be the last.

How could you possibly make that mistake more than once?

Throw glitter in his face and run!

He’s got glitter, run for the hills.