Close to Home by John McPherson for October 25, 2021

As opposed to the Ivermectin© factory…

The dog is thinking, “silly humans, they have to buy their worms, I have had worms since I was a pup!”

“We ship anywhere!”

Now that the end of our magnetic poles has replaced climate change as the ultimate terror!

The dog might have a different thought on global worming – like

… what veterinarians around the world may need to do for/to them.

Fish bait, ooooo. Ha ha

Bleeb’s hiding out from Argor.

This ones going to open a can of worms.

“Glow little glow worm, glimmer, glimmer.”

I was going to start an ape grooming salon, it was going to be called “Primate Change”.

Nice. Though, now that I think about it, I have been around some and I don’t remember seeing any worms outside of the U.S.

Insert:(Dobie’s “on vacation” comments)

“As a younger nitwit, in school one day during History class, my teacher asked me to stand up and give her a quote by someone famous, and to give the name of the person that said it. So, I stood up and said:

“Now that dog… I say that dog is busier than a centipede in a toe countin’ contest.”

— Foghorn Leghorn

“…… so while she was walking me to the Principal’s office, I couldn’t help but think to myself: “She shoulda been… I say she shoulda been more specific!”

Let’s do our part to make the earth better….and bring along the tartar sauce as well

Ah, there’s Argor. Hi, Bleeb!

A good investment! Many may be fishing in their backyards soon.

As the ivermectin craze spreads worldwide

They came to get a shock from my electrode…… they did the mash, they did the “Monster Mash”

Don’t be silly. There ain’t no such thing as Global Worming. It’s all an angle to make money for Big Fishing.

It think both Argor and Bleeb would do well to stay away from bait shops.

Does this mean there are worms stuck on ships waiting off shore?

De-worming= Ivermectin

Reconvene the Council of Worms