Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for October 25, 2021

That’s, how many situations you’ve misread so far, Marigold?

There’s a lot of UNICORN powers that Marigold could use that as an excuse to break out. Like, conjuring a roller coaster, or sending Phoebe into a real life version of Irritated Birds.

Another case of problems that go beyond first world.

You misinterpret a lot of human things, marigold.

Phoebe: “No. You are much too arrogant and self-involved”.

Marigold: “Wellllll…..YOU have fingers! I win!”

I am so bored, typical kid!

Go outside could be a good idea.

Sounds a bit like Phoebe got a dose of the Gorg’s Boredom Juice. (Let’s see how many folk get the reference!)

Actually, Phoebe was stating a problem, but probably hoping that Marigold would suggest a solution. And I don’t think Marigold would want to solve the “problem” of being too lovely.

Maybe Mari could suggest that Phoebe read her school textbooks? That suggestion always makes my kids’ “boredom” disappear in a jiffy!

Bored? C’mon, Phoebe. There’s plenty of things a kid in your situation could do for fun: play video games; watch shows on stream; end of list.

There is no boredom when you are with your horse. “Groom me, feed me, ride me!”

Phoebe, you’re not bored—you’re boRING!!

I wonder why they haven’t started a video blog.

Hard to imagine being bored when you have a magical unicorn for a friend who can literally travel through time with you or take you to all sorts of places right out of a fantasy novel. Is Phoebe becoming a bit spoiled?

Yas Queen

Wow! One would think you’d NEVER get bored hanging around Marigold. :P