The Grizzwells by Bill Schorr for November 04, 2021

Whenever my wife says “This is the last time I’m telling you,” she’s lying.

Thesaurus: a rarely used book/resource in a time when most writing is limited to no more than two 3 syllable words per page. Simple ideas, simple vocabulary. Just like this comment.

Gunther is looking for synonyms and antonyms in the wrong place…!

Guess Gunther won’t mind a few _ant_onyms crawling on his leftovers.

The saurus’ died out millions of years ago.

Now why in the world does Gunther want to find an extinct dinosaur?

I think it’s moot whether Flora threw Gunther into the trash or whether he’s diving in to look for a thesaurus (but why would he look there?)….