That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for October 20, 2021

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    BE THIS GUY  about 3 years ago

    As the new girl on the Instacart crew, Kelly got stuck delivering fish.

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    Solstice*1947  about 3 years ago

    Is this painting confusing to you? / Look, it isn’t one woman— it’s two!! / One in back, (collar’s red), / one in front, (with no head). / Each one shows a left arm— that’s the clue! /// Surely, decapitation is shocking, / but the living girl stands, calmly knocking. / Front goes left, back looks right / seeming stunned, / (not from fright). / In that basket, a noggin is mocking.

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Since Milly wears so many clothes she has to plan several minutes ahead of time to use the washroom. Hopefully it is unoccupied.

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    rmremail  about 3 years ago

    Milly surreptitiously clearing a wedgie before making her Uber Eats delivery

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    ronaldspence  about 3 years ago

    Little Debbie having to sell door to door because of supply chain problems!

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    Solstice*1947  about 3 years ago

    (Knock-knock)

    “Who’s there?”

    “A Newhaven Fish-Lassie.”

    “Lassie, go home. And take those spoiled fish with you!”

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    sparklite  about 3 years ago

    “Knock, knock.”

    “Who’s there?”

    “To.”

    “To who?”

    “To whom !”

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    Call me Ishmael  about 3 years ago

    They are moving the sofa, all right../ they’d been moving the damn thing all night -/ in a vertical plane/ and they won’t refrain/ until one of them wins the fight /// Ellie’s dad was known as no slouch / when it came to “moving the couch”./ When solo, he’d lie/ with his eyes on the sky/ but with comp’ny he worked from a crouch..///Her mom knew 200 positions/ (she could work under any conditions)/ and a sizable portion/ of the family fortune/ resulted from mom’s “intuitions”./// So Elfrieda remains at the door/ as she has so often before/ and the sofa will move/ in a vertical groove/ til her folks have completed their “chore”.

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    sparklite  about 3 years ago

    Bernice lost her right arm at the elbow, fighting the Crimean War. Her left arm was ruined and replaced with a dead man’s she knew from before.

    So when you make fun of her ‘man hand,’ know she came by it fair. But it’s still okay to mock her for having bobbed her hair.

    *Hat tip to F Scott Fitzgerald’s Bernice Bobs Her Hair.

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    orinoco womble  about 3 years ago

    Looks like somehow she lost one arm at the elbow.

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    Jayalexander  about 3 years ago

    “Oh, I don’t know if I should come in. Maybe, if you twist my arm.”

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    pcolli  about 3 years ago

    “To the left a bit… up… back… no, that ain’t right.”

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    gopher gofer  about 3 years ago

    you’ve heard of the trojan horse – this is the trojan fish lassie…

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    khmo  about 3 years ago

    Easy boy, easy

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    Kilrwat Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Or killing two birds with one stone…

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    Reader  about 3 years ago

    Nobody else would go trick-or-treating with Kelsey when she dressed up as a decapitated Siamese twin (see Solstice :) ).

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    prrdh  about 3 years ago

    “Wanna buy a fish?”

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    aerotica69  about 3 years ago

    Mother, I’ve brought the rags you asked for. How long will Aunt Flo be visiting you this month?

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    Call me Ishmael  about 3 years ago

    “Wake up, Herbie ! We have to get married ! Herbie ? Herbie ?? Dammit, Herbie !!!”

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    gigagrouch  about 3 years ago

    Where’s her right arm?

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    Another Take  about 3 years ago

    “HELLO? I’VE COME TO BRING YOU THE GOOD NEWS THAT YOU’VE BEEN SAVED. HELLO? ANYONE?”

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    wincoach Premium Member about 3 years ago

    And if you take my Jehova’s Witness tract as an additional prize-a nice towel from my basket.

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    oldlady07 Premium Member about 3 years ago

    When I was a kid, I came into our living room to find my mother and my sister sitting on the couch shaking with tearful red faces. I immediately assumed something was very wrong. As I soon found out they were both laughing so hard they could barely talk and I eventually learned they had been trying to move the couch, but since there was a misunderstanding about where the couch was to go, they had both been pushing from opposite ends and the couch had not moved.

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    The Wolf In Your Midst  about 3 years ago

    “Can you help me? I seem to have severely dislocated my right arm. Hello?”

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Mom, Dad I have something to tell you. I’m pregnant!

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    Linguist  about 3 years ago

    Halswelle was never any good at drawing right arms ( and not so great at the left ones, either ) so he preferred to perform an artistic amputations.

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    bobpeters61  about 3 years ago

    “Johnny, remember that time six montha ago? Johnny? Are you in there?”

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    mabrndt Premium Member about 3 years ago

    A Newhaven Fish-Lassie

    https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Keeley_Halswelle_-_A_Newhaven_Fish-Lassie.jpg 

    has info and links that point to more info about this roughly jumbo envelope size painting.

     

    Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image at 

    http://thatispriceless.blogspot.com/2021/10/masterpiece-2812.html 

    I have added a comment there (awaiting Mr. Melcher’s approval) pointing to the artist info I used to point to here. First work by this artist used here.

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    Call me Ishmael  about 3 years ago

    New Haven? She’s a junior at Yale ! / Her business course certain to fail../ does she not know the score?/ You don’t go door to door/- you go “on line” to get the sale !

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    anomaly  about 3 years ago

    All she has to do is open the door and check.

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    GoComicsGo!  about 3 years ago

    “Sofa! Sofa! Sofa Darling! Mummy and Daddy just having some trouble moving the sofa. Don’t come in Darling! We’re fine!”

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    d1234dick Premium Member about 3 years ago

    since losing her arm, Edna sought work at the local “house of pleasure” not too many men needed her to use both hands.

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    6turtle9  about 3 years ago

    Competitive see-sawing?

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    gcarlson  about 3 years ago

    Little Red Riding Hood went Blue after the Red side’s wolf bit off the arm that fed him.

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    TonysSon  about 3 years ago

    If there was that much noise it’s possible that Mom & Pop were doing both at the same time.

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    CougarAllen  about 3 years ago

    Dave’s not here.

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    Running Buffalo Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Sufficiently layered, she was ready to attend her first strip poker game … just the way her mom taught her.

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    Running Buffalo Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Sir? Sir? The watch you sold me isn’t working very well; and frankly, makes loud sounds like it is a bomb or something … Sir?

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