The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for November 02, 2021

Can you show that in a family comic?

And the bun’s not even in the oven yet.

That would sure freak me out.

he’s gotta be Poppin Stale by now… (hee hee*)

*Poppin Fresh voice

I seem to remember that him popping out in commercials a long time ago.

Looks more like the conception at first glance.

He was born with a concussion from having his head slammed against the edge of the counter to open the tube.

Is this kind of a sideways breach birth? or is it more of a C-section?

Sad part is, he was born with a yeast affectation…

And then comes the poke in the belly…

Tee hee hee

C section

Something’s poppin

“DOH !”

EWWW! It’s like cracking an egg and finding an embryo inside.

The factory where those biscuits are made must be full of screaming and wailing as the Pop-N-Fresh creatures are forced into the cans.

The roll of a lifetime.

Those exploding biscuit tubes freak me out. One day something awful (slimy and with many teeth) will spring forth and eat my arm.

Please tell me that’s his arm.

“Poppin’ Fresh” would have been a cool name for an ’80s street dancer!

it looks positively phallic…according to the 8th grade student looking over my shoulder

The remark I had in mind will not be said. No, it won’t!

INACCURATE ! The tube still has the label on it . It would not open.

Huh. He used his real name.

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