Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for November 04, 2021

Actually, if he has a speech prepared isn’t he OK?

Which one is Gary?

Don’t panic Gary. Try buttering them up!

Gary left the group with a lot to talk about.

The way they “make bread” is different from the way he “makes” his bread.

I miss the old Toastmaster. They just don’t make them like that any more.

To jelly!

The democrats don’t want you to be able to get your bread toasty, if it were up to them all of our toast would just be warm bread.

GOP never has a plan A or B

They only know how to burn bridges and screw WE THE PEOPLE!

Burnt toast, anyone?

Or maybe just some of the crumby burnt offerings!

slice it thin and toast it twice

Gary must be familiar with the selfie toaster.

Masterful.

“When you can snatch the slice from my hand grasshopper, then and only then, you too shall be a toastmaster… "

Yeah, toast!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHptn_3RyYE

Dark humor.

Quick! Time to make use of that Improv seminar training.

The best toast is Oreo toast – black on the outside, soft and white on the inside with a nice crunch. Restaurants never toast it dark enough.

I see the comment from Capain ObZknox11ous got lots of responses.

Maybe they should have called it prostmasters.

Gary’s toast.

Quick! play Heywood Banks Toast Song

Now you have to give a speech about the bread.