Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for November 06, 2021

That’s why He had to rest on the 7th day.

I mean, just coming up with the laws of physics alone must have been exhausting.

Sometimes you just get into the flow…

“I have given you the Universe and set the laws of nature. Anytime you think you’re big enough and think you can challenge them you will be ridiculed and I might even get pissed enough to smite thee.”

I think you missed a few bits.

Critical Space Theory.

The Universe is Curved said Fred, an Astronomer noted & Read. This Scope has such Power, I’ve just spent an Hour observing the Back of my Head.

This reminds me of the adventures of God comic. God was too drunk to remember what he did

You know how people are advised not to buy a car that was made on a Friday because the workers are too busy watching the clock to start the weekend rather than paying attention to the work? Well think about that the next time your read Genesis and come to realize that humans are the last thing God made before punching out on his work week.

And “mosquitos” ?? What were you thinking ??

Black hole

It came on with a bang.

Too much caffeine???

He had the hiccups for a few days.

“All things dull and ugly,

All creatures short and squat,

All things rude and nasty,

The lord god made the lot….”

Eric Idle

To do something that you’ve wanted to do for a long time, to get it out of your solar system.

His next biggest challenge was what to do for a sequel.

Lose the ’God" with whiskers.

Okay, honest question for the faithful in the crowd; In depictions of angels, they almost always have a halo. Jesus, Mary…same. Isn’t God supposed to be shown with one, too? Or is his optional?

We have religion(s) because the aliens who visited didn’t have anything like the Prime Directive (see Star Trek). … or the movie “The Gods Must be Crazy”.