Drabble by Kevin Fagan for November 17, 2021

Nice to confirm how that whole fast food thing really works

So they don’t take orders very well.

Last 2 times I went to either major fast food chains and ordered the 1/4 lb. or whopper with cheese and Bacon ended up with a double patty no cheese or Bacon. They not only got it wrong they lost money on the deal !

I go to Firehouse Subs almost every Monday foe a salad – in store not thru a drive through. I have a couple of substitutes, but they know it & often have my order ready by the time I get to the cashier & correctly!

No tomatoes? I’m surprised that Ralph is somewhat picky in the food that he eats…

Here in NM, the McD special is double cheeseburger with green chile. They are happy to prepare it without the cheese for me. Got to live it up once in a while.

Don’t expect it to happen again.

Better go buy a lottery ticket……

Considering how often he is there, they SHOULD have it memorized by now.

A new burger joint opened in town and my order of onion rings consisted of only 4. The next time I went I asked that they not be so cheap they told me that 4 was what you got. That was the last time I went. 1 year later they were out of business.

That’s what I also order.

Not such a big surprise, that’s what everybody gets today.

If we can’ understand what they say, imagine the sound quality at the other end of the intercom.

I use to order that way, through the drive through. It was like the kid in the speaker was speaker was speaking Russian. Seldom got it right.

I went to a KFC/Taco Bell combo place couple years back and told them right off I’m not getting any Taco Bell food! I didn’t check the bags and guess what? I mostly got TB food.

I stopped going to Popeye’s because they ALWAYS messed up my order, somehow. No fork, no cocktail sauce, no tartare sauce,wrong side, etc. Even when I went inside to order, they still messed it up somehow.

I want a double cheese burger, onion rings, and a LARGE ORANGE DRINK

I remember a comedian saying his strategy was to say, “Here’s $5. Just give me what you want me to have.”

“No mayo” is too complicated for our local Wendy’s.