Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for November 10, 2021

Loofas alone.

And he always leaves a wet spot on his chair.

If you want something from him, you have to squeeze it out of him.

when they go out to lunch he sponges off everyone else…

Give him a wring.

Actually, he works for the competitors…

It applied for the job and they thought he was a natural.

When I get too big for the chair, call my agent…

Don’t worry. It’s all water weight.

The board of directors at Krabs and Co.

He could be needed if there is blood spilled.

OK, Bob.

later he’ll be going out with his main squeeze…

There’s too many holes in his ideas.