Herman by Jim Unger for November 10, 2021

He must be a physician.

Awards … adulation … etc.

They are carrying him because the ambulance isn’t there yet.

LOL!

I once paid my bill without my glasses, misread the total, and left a +50% tip. The waiter thanked me for my generosity…

“For he’s a jolly good patron, for he’s a jolly good patron, for he’s a jolly good patron, we hope for his return.”

Oy! And I thought I was a generous tipper.

I usually give cash for tips…that way there’s no mistake

Missed the decimal point again did he?

He: You know I failed handwriting class!

We live in central NC where most of the restaurants are inexpensive. The total bills are small so I leave tips subject to a minimum per person, and our tips look VERY generous when looked at on a percentage basis.

We frequent a lot of the same places. The wait staff of each of our places knows we are good tippers, and the service we receive is excellent.

Oh, and like zebrastripes, I like to tip in cash and place the money in the server’s hand so there is no chance for it to end up in the wrong hands.

It was 4.00 but the decimal point was missing

That was supposed to be a $4.00 tip…

No socks?