F Minus by Tony Carrillo for December 05, 2021

And that is why Flight Attendants carry duct tape on flights….

Clearly a literal frequent flyer.

I guess vacuum packing the “blankie” into a tea bag size container is to kill the bed bugs and roaches.

But he probably doesn’t have the lungs of a 16 month old. Got stuck in front of one last week and i was saved by my headphones. But others around me just gave the mom a mean look when deplaning. Apparently the kid cried for most of a 2 hour flight.

Let me explain our “open door” policy.

Flew across the Pacific with an Alzheimers afflicted relative. Explained to him several times that he could not go outside. Then he wanted to use the restroom. When he took a long time returning to his seat I went to look for him and saw him comfortably seated in first class watching their movie. Didn’t have the heart to drag him away : )

Just put on your your mask or we will arrest……

Put your mask on and shut up.

While fully aware that comedian Louis CK ruined things for himself with his past actions towards women, his bit about flying, entitled passengers (and cell phones) is really funny and worth a listen.

The mindset of passengers for decades.

Who is raising these people?

No, you will be pummel by disgruntle passengers, You will I, hope, be toss out at 45k feet to your untimely death. Amen

Pardon me sir, but your inner child took over

A good argument for ejection seats on passenger aircraft.

“SNAAAAAACK, SIR?!” —Greg Giraldo