Last Kiss by John Lustig for November 08, 2021

Horny over a health care plan. Yea right.

That’s an euphemism I haven’t heard before

Trouble is, he has a hairtrigger co-pay.

Well, sex DOES have many health benefits…

She should move up here to Canada; I’ve got a big healthcare plan. We all have big healthcare plans.

And her open enrollment period is year round.

Dr. Beatty, eh? That guy’s a sleep therapist.

I guess that big plan makes it easier for him to go out-of-network to find the care he needs.

Don’t worry, honey. Clyde always brings ’em back alive.

If only….

i got hmo

You’d love us Canadians. :-)

If He has such a big " whatnot " why does She look so regretful ?

Gasp! Sometime big plans shrink in their coverage…without notice!

The pay sucks, but the insurance is great.

“How humiliating! We’ve worn the same outfit to the dance AND YOU LOOK BETTER IN IT!”

‘Naughty nurses’ in “Last Kiss”, thanks John.

She’d like him to uncover her pre-existing condition.

You might not like his deductible.

How big? It’s HMO-ngus!

“He’s got the biggest thermometer, It pops up just like in a turkey.”

Any bigger would be a waste.

But does it cover invasive procedures?

“….he uses it so well. It amazes me.”

He vould have an enormous schwanzstucker!

FYI. https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Schwanzstucker

Is nurse Anita’s last name “Dixon”?

it’s true – it’s a really standup health care plan…